my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
little things that help ease symptoms of depression:
- turn the lights on and open a window
- eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
- find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
- take a long, relaxing bath
- do yourself up in full make up and hair
- be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
- watch something funny on netflix
- wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
- immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
- lose yourself in a really good book or movie
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
hello i have come to seduce you
Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?Don’t worry babe, I’ve got thebill…
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
"i love u my dumpling"
people who write gorgeous metaphors and make comparisons
and i’m like
"he walked forward and got there."
Writing is like this
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
PLEASE READ, POSSIBLE VIRUS GOING AROUND
Okay, so this is the 2nd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this could be a virus I have no clue, I never went to the website or their tumblr because I don’t want to get any possible viruses on my computer so I might be wrong but just in case please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. If I’m wrong then please tell me and I’ll take this down but for now please reblog this, thank you!
UPDATE: Yeah it’s virus blogs. I’ve gotten them from two different people and their title was the same. One was “Beautiful Landscapes” and the other was “Beautiful Tattoos” and so yeah reblog this really fast before anyone gets the virus ok thanks again. The first blog that sent me this was zinokmass so watch out for zinokmass and labagaww thank you guys so much ignore the message if you get it
that boy you called crazy? he has encephalitis. that girl you called a bitch? she’s a journalist just trying to do her job. that woman you called overemotional? her friend tried to kill the guy she likes. that man you called the chesapeake ripper? he’s just a psychiatrist whose name rhymes with cannibal and has been accused of being a killer by three different people. stop giving people labels before you really know them.
ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING
robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts
androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)
cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts
I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan
Do you know, what the saddest thing about me is?
I don’t even have a best friend.