i have lost my pants
someone help me find my pants
they have disappeared
pants where are you
i hope they’re okay
throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
Idk I just want to find someone who is proud as fuck to be with me.
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr
“I get drunk with the idea that you’ll actually fall in love with me.”― (via tropicalrainstorm)
heeey do this!Snow White: Do you consider yourself pretty?
Sleeping Beauty: How many hours do you sleep each night?
Cinderella: Do you have a curfew?
Rapunzel: Do you like being outside?
Little Red Riding Hood: Do you trust strangers easily?
The Wolf and the seven little Goats: Are you easily fooled?
The Seven Ravens: Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
Beauty and the Beast: What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
The Little Mermaid: What sacrifice would you bring for love?
The Frog Prince: What do you find disgusting?
Jack and the Beanstalk: What plants are in your room?
Puss in Boots: Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
Rumpelstiltskin: What is the meaning of your url?
Bluebeard: Name one character flaw!
Pinocchio: What is your greatest wish?
Peter Pan: What is your (mental) age?
The Star Money: What is your most prized possesion?
Golden Mary and Pitch Mary: Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
The Snow Queen: Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
Godfather Death: What qualities do you think make a good parent?
The Twelve Dancing Princesses: Do you like to go on parties?
The Emperor's New Clothes: Do you care much about your clothes?
The Valiant Little Tailor: Do you think of yourself as brave?
The Princess and the Pea: Are you a squeamish person?
reblog if subway is Good
ignore if subway is Bad
After a while of traveling alone, hunter!Cas shows up at the bunker wearing military fatigues, Aviators, and a fucking thigh holster, and toting a Predator crossbow.
Dean gives Sam the keys to the Impala and croaks, just drive. Anywhere. For a long time.
Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines
this deserves every single note and then more.
i want him to be my boyfriend because of this alone
ELLEN’S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
Benedict’s like, AM I DREAMING OR IS THIS MY LIFE RN IT’S MY LIFE RN FUCK HOW DID I EVEN TITANIA IS HAUNTING ME
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I going to do now?
You can die happily
Some very useful websites on the Internet:
How have I not known about that last site…..??!?!?
in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method